Epic Why Guy: Aging Hippy Has Shopper’s Rage

A fat hippy is outraged that the Eaton Center mall shut down because so many of his pals were running around smashing windows and burning police cars during the G20 protests. So he asks a simple question. Over and over. Its lulzy.

I think he is angry because he is missing out on that awesome sale at Otis Spunkmeyer’s cookies. And if he got to the cookie counter and they were out of peanut butter brownies, he would shout at the clerk “Why, Why don’t you have any of my cookies!!?”