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Milk Keeps Your Knuckles Hard

Ah, milk. Strengthens bones and teeth. Helps with your backswing and improves your stamina. You never know when you are going to need it, as in cases where the bitch. just. won’t. listen.

TMZ says here:

the photos show major contusions on both sides of the singer’s face — there is serious swelling and bruising. Her lip is split and her nose bloody. We have now confirmed there are bite marks on one of her arms and on several fingers.

Some would say that Brown was just “keepin’ it real.”  JayZ says that Brown is a “dead man walking.”  Other rumors say that there was some sort of herpes sores exchanged which is why Brown had to show the angry fist of justice to Rhianna’s face.  Who knows?  But if bullets start flying, it will certainly restore my faith in the hip-hop culture.

Dr. Jones

Do not talk about fight club. Oops.

One thought on “Milk Keeps Your Knuckles Hard

  • Dead man walking?

    That’s so sexist. NOW say’s we should say, “Dean man/woman/intergendered individual walking.”

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