Hot Wings and Beer: Andy Dick Can’t Handle Them

I was on the floor laughing at the mugshot of douchebag comedian Andy Dick, who was busted outside a Buffalo Wildwings (YUM!) for urinating in public and fondling a 17 year old girl. Cops found drugs on him too.

From the Smoking Gun here:

Dick, 42, was nabbed around 2 AM in a parking lot of a Buffalo Wildwings restaurant after he allegedly groped the breasts of a 17-year-old girl and then pulled the teen’s tank top and bra down, exposing her breasts. During a search of Dick, police discovered a small amount of marijuana in his pants pocket and a single Xanax pill for which he did not have a prescription. An “extremely intoxicated” Dick was booked into the Southwest Detention Center, where bail was set at $5,000

I would make a crack about how Dick would be the first choice for prison bitch, but he would like it too much. Here is a previous post where Jon Lovitz gives Dick “What Fer.”

The next obvious question is will we see him on an upcoming Celebrity Rehab?