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Career Limiting Moves: Nut Cutting

You would have to be living under a rock to have missed Jesse Jackson threatening to cut off Barack Obama’s nuts while wearing a hot microphone during the taping of a Fox News segment. In case you have been living under a rock the story is here.

There are a couple of things I wanted to point out about the video of Jesse Jackson pantomiming and threatening to castrate a Presidential Candidate. You can see it below:

First, Jesse demonstrated the correct technique to castrate a black man. You hold the knife, with the edge facing up, and you slice upwards very quickly so you take both testicles in one motion. Its almost as if Jesse has had practice in performing this action. Who does he think he is? Tony Soprano? If you don’t toe the race-baiting line, you get punished like a slave who was flirting with the Master’s daughter?

Second, Jesse clearly used the term “black people.” Not African Americans. As Jesse is the leader of the black race, I will be sure to use the correct term going forward.

Third, would the election of a black man to the Presidency end the race-baiting careers of the Jesse Jacksons and Al Sharptons of America? Jesse is obviously threatened at the prospect of having his rackets dry up.

And lastly, I have known lots of preachers and Reverends in my life. Not a single one of them would ever speak in this manner.

Dr. Jones

Do not talk about fight club. Oops.

2 thoughts on “Career Limiting Moves: Nut Cutting

  • It is an embarrassment that Jesse Jackson calls himself a reverend.

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