At approximately 9:38 PM tonight in her expansive estate in Chicago, Illinois, Oprah Winfrey, 54, emerged from the bathroom after flushing her last viable egg down the toilet.

Hello menopause!

Guys wince when they see other other guys get whacked in the nuts with a hockey puck or a low blow in a boxing match.  Girls wince when you start talking about how few eggs another woman has left.


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