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Anna Nicole Tainted My HoneyMoon Memories

For the first couple of nights of my Honeymoon, my wife and I stayed in South Florida before we embarked on our cruise.  One of our fondest memories is the night we stayed at the beautiful Hollywood Hard Rock Hotel complex.  We didnt gamble, but we thoroughly enjoyed the outdoor restaurants and nightclubs.

Now the Hard Rock is going to be famous for the next few years as the place of death for Anna Nicole Smith.  The drug-addled woman checked into a plush hotel room at the Hard Rock, started swilling children’s cough medicine, passed out several times, and choked to death on her own vomit.  Niiiiiccce. 

Anna Nicole’s cash is going to be squabbled over for years to come.

Hopefully no one will let her death deter them from visiting the Seminole Hard Rock.  It is a fabulous place for a weekend getaway.  They have outstanding restaurants, a Harley Davidson store, high fashion shopping, a beautiful swimming pool complex, and fun night spots.  If you are looking for an adult getaway to a warm location, check out their site.

Dr. Jones

Do not talk about fight club. Oops.

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