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Pimp My Potty

This is the throne of many mens’ dreams. It has just about everything. Tivo. Xbox. DVD Player. LCD Screen on Swivel Arm. Beer tap. Ipod. Laptop. Click the photo to win the best seat in the house.

From Reuters here:

Ohio-based Roto-Rooter says its “Pimped Out John” is designed to “fulfil all your wildest bathroom dreams”. Special features include an iPod music player and speakers, an Xbox video game console, a refrigerator filled with drinks and snacks and a cycling exercise machine.

“The bathroom is the perfect place for your very own throne. It shouldn’t always be regarded as the room of last resort,” said Steven Pollyea, Roto-Rooter vice president of marketing, in a press release emailed to Reuters.

“The average person spends 11,862 hours in the bathroom, which equals one year, four months and five days in a lifetime… a toilet should be the most wonderful location in your home.”

Dr. Jones

Do not talk about fight club. Oops.

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