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E-Harmony’s Computerized Compatibility Matches Virginia Rapist With Dreamy Rape Victim

Meet Johnny Swann. He lives in an upscale neighborhood near Dulles Airport and he uses EHarmony as a rape-victim takeout menu. He recently lured a brave woman to his house for a first and last date that resulted in some sodomy, defiling and abduction. Bet she didn’t read that under his “likes” on his profile.

From MyFox here:

34 year-old John Swann Evans, of South Riding, VA, is charged with abduction with intent to defile and forcible sodomy.

Police say the suspect met the victim, a 37-year-old woman from Loudoun County, on E-Harmony in June 2010.

In July the two met at the suspect’s home where he held her against her will and sexually assaulted her.

Free advice ladies- ALWAYS meet a guy in a public spot for the first date. Maybe if this rape victim had spotted his huge pulsating fivehead (well it sure isn’t a forehead!) in a coffeeshop she wouldn’t be a victim today.

Dr. Jones

Do not talk about fight club. Oops.

3 thoughts on “E-Harmony’s Computerized Compatibility Matches Virginia Rapist With Dreamy Rape Victim

  • In case you didnt read it moron, he was acquitted with prejudice, prior to trial. Meaning the state didn’t have enough evidence or even a credible enough witness to take this to court. Another case of a woman accusing and the media convicting.

    So just prepare to see Loudoun county get a civil case jammed up its arse.

  • Feel free to share his side of the story. You saying that he didn’t try to bang a chick he met on eHarmony on the first date?

  • Katelyn Dadds

    Tip for a Great personal ad – Generate Attraction – Do not just list everything you would like in somebody but go much more for highlighting your own characteristics and personality. That way you’re much more most likely to attract your accurate match as like attracts like.

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