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Byron Sonne Still in Jail, Bail Decision Due Oct 1

Former CISSP Byron Sonne, who once planted fake bombs in his school, is still getting three squares and a cot in the Toronto jail for bragging to his friends that he acquired triacetone triperoxide, or TATP, for use in bombmaking, or to simply frighten the Canadian government.

His naive friends on Twitter are bemoaning his “lack of justice” because the Canuck gov’t doesn’t understand that Sonne was supposedly playing some type of elaborate prank that only hackers are supposed to understand.

So the government heard both sides of the argument simply for bail– and decided it would take two weeks to make a decision to let the failed hacker out until his trial.

I predict his bail will be denied. His hacker friends would help him flee trial, and anyone psycho enough to fake bomb his high school is psycho enough to plant a TATP bomb because he couldn’t get hired to do a security assessment for the city of Toronto during the runup to the G20.

Don’t free Byron.

Dr. Jones

Do not talk about fight club. Oops.

2 thoughts on “Byron Sonne Still in Jail, Bail Decision Due Oct 1

  • toadbile

    Tempting to grant bail on the expectation that he will, in fact, dance with the Mother of Satan. Better’n one chance in three he would end up with his phalanges blown through his sinuses.
    (If he is not naturaly clumsey, it can be arranged. RCMP, call me!)

  • Robb

    Maybe he has ass-burger disease… And he’s probably had to change his name to Byronna by now… Let him rot.

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