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Rednecks Slaughter Cows. Police and Paranormal Hunters Blame UFO’s

I have mentioned before that with the electronic age, there should be more evidence of UFO’s if they exist. Every human in North America has a camera cell phone or an electronic recording device of some type, yet no one is capable of producing a shred of evidence that alien life has visited us. Yet when some calves die or are slaughtered by drunk rednecks, some people still want to point the blame at Aliens.

Because, you know, after an alien race has perfected science to the point that they attain intestellar space travel, spend fortunes and lives to develop faster than light travel, what they really need most when crossing the galaxy are cow guts from Colorado. From Breitbart here:

A creepy string of calf mutilations in southern Colorado has a rancher and sheriff’s officials mystified.

Four calves were found dead in a pasture just north of the New Mexico state line in recent weeks. The dead calves had their skins peeled back and organs cleared from the rib cage. One calf had its tongue removed.

But rancher Manuel Sanchez has found no signs of human attackers, such as footprints or ATV tracks. And there are no signs of an animal attack by a coyote or mountain lion. Usually predators leave pools of blood or drag marks from carrying away the livestock.

Investigators doubt a person butchered the calves because there is no blood at the scene. “I’ve butchered a cow before and I know what kind of a mess it leaves,” Sgt. James Chavez said.

Some in the area believe the mutilations are the work of aliens. An area UFO chaser, Chuck Zukowski of Colorado Springs, has been to the Costilla County pasture to investigate.

Sanchez said he has sold off his 32 remaining calves out of fear more would be mutilated. He hasn’t decided how he’ll manage the remaining 40 animals in his herd.

Zukowski seems to be pitching a UFO reality TV series. He has the most to win from slaughtering cattle. And he’s local. That or the guy who bought the remaining 32 calves from a frightened rancher. But it is not aliens.

Dr. Jones

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