Hottest T-Shirt on Amazon
My wife made the very keen observation to me the other day while watching Cops on TV that everyone who wears a wolf T-Shirt or Sweatshirt is a complete moron, drug-addled simpleton or general loser. But judging by the glowing reviews at Amazon, this T-Shirt below bestows upon the wearer superhuman strength, irresistible charisma and charm and the ability to sexually arouse others!
And its no wonder it is so powerful a totem to its believers. Check out how its manufactured! From the forums discussing the shirt:
Three Wolf Moon (3WM) shirts are born in one day’s time. The cotton from our shirts is grown in the US and harvested by dragonflies who fly it south to be sewn in Mexico by the finest of craftswomyn zombies during Dia de los Muertos . The woven shirts are delivered to us saddled to the backs of Pegacorns (Unicorn-Pegasus Hybrids). After each shirt is hand dyed by monks using sixteenth century blackberry merlot (which gives the shirts their unique red-black tint) eagles come and whisk them into the sky, then fly them to the ocean and drag them through the waves giving each shirt it’s unique salt-mottled look. Drying while flying back to our tree top shop in South Western, NH they are dropped into the full moonlit woods.
Then the magic happens…. The forest goes silent and wolves from every corner of the earth descend at once in harmonious joy upon Mount Monadnock, NH. The magnificent Mother Moon brightens to the point of blinding any human that looks upon her and imprints herself on each shirt, next 3 wolves choose which shirt they wish to merge their likeness with. A deafening howling cacophony roar of wolves which would instantly kill any human caught in the sound waves occurs, after which the transference is complete. When dawn breaks we send the monks to collect the shirts one by one wrapping each in the shroud of turin blessing each with a turin kiss from Jesus. After which they are hand rolled in a U.S. Flag and set upon our shelves waiting to be ordered.
Thanks to the Technically Incorrect blog for finding this along with the awesome customer reviews.
