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Elizabeth Edwards Splits from Cheating Hubby John Edwards

I don’t think Elizabeth Edwards got the memo. A democrat wife is supposed to stay with her cheating husband and eat shit sandwiches in the public spotlight just like Hillary.  Instead, she has moved to the Other America, where John Edwards doesn’t live.

From the NYPost:

IS it over between John Edwards and his wife, Elizabeth? “The wedding band is missing,” the Washington Post reported yesterday after covering a speech the cancer-stricken mother of two gave in DC on Monday night. Edwards, the former North Carolina senator who ran for president twice, finally acknowledged three months ago that he had an affair with campaign videographer Rielle Hunter. He denies he’s the father of Hunter’s baby girl, although he has been spotted visiting mother and child. A source said Edwards is no longer living with Elizabeth and that the couple have separated.

Actually, Lizzie has left John Edwards to shake her padonkadunk for Obama in return for a choice cabinet position.  You know how a brotha loves a white woman with a big ass!  But if her cancer spreads to her junk-filled trunk, she may be out of a job.

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