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Reason 721 to Homeschool: Fugly English Teacher Won’t Fellate Your Son

Okay. Show of hands by Spring ISD teachers who ARE NOT banging your students? Anyone?

The third teacher from Spring in four months was busted sexually assaulting a student. Since this is a trend in Spring, parents there should immediately note the following:

  1. Home school your child and get him/her tested for STD’s.
  2. Spring Teachers are homely, horny, and give great extra credit.
  3. Spring teachers really have a hard time dating.
  4. Porn is on a loop in all Teacher Lounges.

From KHOU.com here:

Another Spring ISD teacher accused of having sex with student

A Spring Westfield High School teacher is accused of having sex with a student. Investigators said the woman was caught inside a classroom performing oral sex on a teenager.

The teacher is 42-year-old Shannon Kay Hrozek. She is a 10th grade English teacher at Westfield.

According to court documents, she was caught by the school’s assistant principal performing oral sex on a 16-year-old male student inside Classroom 143 at the high school.

A school principal used a master key to get into the classroom after a janitor had informed him that the teacher and a student were in the room alone with the lights off.

The Harris County District Attorney’s Office accepted sexual assault of a child charges Monday morning. Hrozek was being held in the Harris County Jail, but posted a $50,000 bond Monday night.

The previously highlighted skeevy kid-touching teacher from Spring ISD, Alison Mosbeck was featured on this site here.

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4 thoughts on “Reason 721 to Homeschool: Fugly English Teacher Won’t Fellate Your Son

  • mommasaysimspecial

    C’mon now Pat… Just because she was caught with wee willie’s winkie in her mouth, doesn’t mean anything. It could have been that the AP and the student were just out to get the teacher in trouble. Isn’t that right springback? Isn’t that right nachito pendejo?

  • Yep, It’s a big conspiracy. When the principal asked her to explain herself when she was caught, she responded “Mmmprgffh, slaarrgarrllffp, plallffs.”

  • And you know, at least Mosbeck got a freakin’ motel room. This classy broad went hog-snarffin right there in the classroom.

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