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Comedian Rents Apartment for XXX Freakfest

You simply should not conduct some types of business over the internet. Like renting your house while you are away. You wouldn’t do that over Craigslist. But one comedian using the website AirBNB learned this lesson the hard way by coming home early to an orgy of fat chicks. Now the comedian is totally skeeved out and wants to move.

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From the lulzy NYPost here:

A comedian under the impression he had rented out his posh Chelsea pad to a man with family in town for a wedding returned home to a wild orgy.

Ari Teman, 31, claimed he left his apartment keys with David Carter, 32, on Friday night and stepped out for dinner before leaving town.

When he returned to the building to grab his luggage, a rowdy sex party featuring “Big Beautiful Women” was in the process of being shut down by building management.

“This was just so bizarre,” said Teman, who had rented his apartment via the website Airbnb. “The worst part of the Internet right there was in my apartment.

Teman said his apartment was trashed by a group of nearly nude, overweight people.

When Teman later searched Carter’s phone number on the Internet, he found the raunchy soiree involving plus-size women advertised online as “Turn Up Part 2: The Pantie Raid.”
One person even blasted out Teman’s Seventh Avenue address in a tweet for an “XXX FREAK FEST.”

The professional comedian called police, but no charges were filed. He now claims he wants to move. “I just don’t want to touch anything in there,” he said. “I threw sheets all over everything.”

Maybe Ari can use this incident in his act. It sure made me laugh!

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Do not talk about fight club. Oops.

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