Klutzo the Clown Tased to Death

I love it when clowns do something funny.

In this instance, Klutzo the Clown, who was in jail because he is a dirty kid-touching clown (is that redundant?), got feisty with a guard. The guard whipped out his taser and pumped 50k volts through him. When he twitched and died, it was the funniest shtick he ever did as a clown.

Here is the late Klutzo the Kiddie-Fondling Clown with his widow of Clowndom, Smilee.

Klutzo was fond of saying, “You can have a balloon animal if you touch my wee wee.”

From BND.com here with thanks to the great Steve Huff at the True Crime Weblog here:

Authorities say a former minister, police officer and clown who was accused of child sex crimes died after a Taser was used to subdue him in jail.

Carlock began having problems after a correctional officer Tased him during a struggle. Carlock was arrested last month on charges of sex tourism and possession of child pornography.

He had several jobs involving contact with kids, including performing as “Klutzo the Clown.”

I originally wrote about this disgusting man here and noted how his clown wife filed for clown divorce. I guess someone will have to conduct the clown burial now. Somehow I imagine a clown funeral involves a sandbox and someone in a giant cat suit. Its always hard getting that coffin door shut because his giant feet keeps the lid from closing.