I love it when clowns do something funny.
In this instance, Klutzo the Clown, who was in jail because he is a dirty kid-touching clown (is that redundant?), got feisty with a guard. The guard whipped out his taser and pumped 50k volts through him. When he twitched and died, it was the funniest shtick he ever did as a clown.
Here is the late Klutzo the Kiddie-Fondling Clown with his widow of Clowndom, Smilee.
Klutzo was fond of saying, “You can have a balloon animal if you touch my wee wee.”
From BND.com here with thanks to the great Steve Huff at the True Crime Weblog here:
Authorities say a former minister, police officer and clown who was accused of child sex crimes died after a Taser was used to subdue him in jail.
Carlock began having problems after a correctional officer Tased him during a struggle. Carlock was arrested last month on charges of sex tourism and possession of child pornography.
He had several jobs involving contact with kids, including performing as “Klutzo the Clown.”
I originally wrote about this disgusting man here and noted how his clown wife filed for clown divorce. I guess someone will have to conduct the clown burial now. Somehow I imagine a clown funeral involves a sandbox and someone in a giant cat suit. Its always hard getting that coffin door shut because his giant feet keeps the lid from closing.
Best Use of a Taser Award goes to: Police Officer Who Tasered the Sex Predator Clown to Death!
Speech, speech!!!!!
Oooh, my bad. Tased.
Both are acceptible, as are spellings with “Z” instead of “S”
But always a capital T? I never see it otherwise.
It must be a product brandname, ala Xerox. Odd that I’ve never noticed that before. Taser.com has a contest to win 2 superbowl tickets. You play poker with playboy models to benefit dead cops.
http://www.taserfoundation.org/beautyandthebet/
I cannot even articulate how random that sounds to me.
LOL, it made me blink a few times in disbelief too.