An Obama Voter Shops for an iPad

Meet Jalonta Freeman. She knows a good bargain when she sees it. When a sketchy dude pulls into a gas station selling stolen high-tech Apple gear, Jalonta is really quick with the cash. She bought an 800 dollar iPad for just 200 bucks. But it turned out to be a mirror with duct tape on the back. Oh the lulz.

My favorite part is her looking at the dumbass fool in the mirror who fell for this scam.

From OpposingViews here:

alonta Freeman, of Arlington, Texas, thought she was getting a great deal when a stranger at a gas station offered her a new iPad for just $200, when it normally retails for $800.

While the words “gas station” and “stranger” might set off a few alarms to most people, Freeman thought it would make a great Christmas gift. “He pulled up beside us, and he was like, ‘Hey, I’ve got some iPads and stuff, and I’ve got some laptops if you all are interested in buying.'”

Freeman gave him the cash and he quickly drove off.

However, when Freeman’s sister opened the iPad package, it was actually a mirror about the same size as the Apple gadget.

Freeman lamented: “If you turn it on the back, it actually looks like an Apple iPad. And when you turn it to the front, it has the prices and stuff. That’s so messed up. That’s so wrong. I would never do anybody like that. Get a job.”

Freeman offered advice for other folks, using a rare triple negative: “Don’t buy nothing on the streets from nobody.“

Apparently Freeman has been purchasing her grammar lessons on the street too. Ah, the embittered Obama voter when they realize that looters are running rampant. Her only app on her brand new iPad shows her what idiots look like. I have a couple of pocket mirrors that I could sell her as iPods for about 75 bucks I think.