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Katie Holmes is Done With Crazy Tom

Tom Cruise once claimed that sex with him was like flying on an airplane. Well it seems that Katie Holmes is tired of the constant TSA groping, the long lines, the bad food and the chronic delays. She no longer wants to fly TomCruiseAirways. TomKat is splitsville.

TMZ has the story here.

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are getting DIVORCED … after 5 years of marriage.

TMZ has learned Katie filed the docs in NYC … and wants SOLE custody of Suri.

We’re told Tom and Katie have a prenup. The net worth of both Tom and Katie is around $275 mil, but clearly Tom raked in most of that.

Now Tom can go back to that job he had in the candy factory:

Dr. Jones

Do not talk about fight club. Oops.

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