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Terrorist Loving Meg Lanker Busted for Threatening to Rape Herself

I’d never heard of ugly, fat, last-name-hyphenated Meg Lanker-Simons until today. But she is a screaming liberal with fantasies of having republican men rape her. At least she posted a rape threat to herself saying so in order for her to start a school rally about the evils of the “rape culture,” whatever the hell that is.

This fat bitch's caboose is too big to fit on these railroad tracks.
This fat bitch’s caboose is too big to fit on these railroad tracks.

From JammieWearingFool here:

he University of Wyoming Police Department says Meg Lanker-Simons created the anonymous threat of sexual violence targeted at her on social media last week.

Lanker-Simons accused an anonymous source of posting a threat of rape on the Facebook page “UW Crushes” on April 24. But the citation issued Monday claims Lanker-Simons admitted to making the post, then lying about it.

UW Crushes was a forum designed for students to anonymously write about their love interests and sexual desires. UW administrators have since had the page removed. Prior to its removal, anyone could have signed into a Facebook account, gone to UW Crushes and secretly submitted a comment via a link to surveymonkey.com. The posts were then made public on Facebook.

“I want to hatef— Meg Lanker- so hard,” the Facebook post read. “That chick that runs her liberal mouth all the time and doesn’t care who knows it. I think its hot and it makes me angry. One night with me and she’s gonna be a good Republican b—-.”

Lanker-Simons is a well-known liberal blogger and radio host whose fans were upset about the Facebook comment. The post sparked rape-culture awareness protests on Monday at the university.

Lanker-Simons also has detractors. She and former 1960s radical Bill Ayers sued UW in 2010 to allow Ayers to speak on campus about education issues. Lanker-Simons and Ayers won the case, and Ayers spoke on campus later that year. Many people were outraged at Lanker-Simons. She claimed to have received death threats.

Nobody wants to fuck Meg Lanker, hatefully or otherwise. Her imagined injustices makes her a bat-shit crazy loudmouth. Couple that with her obesity, bad breath, and lack of showers, and she will be completely unfuckable. Rape culture is imaginary, and this rape culture fantasy is especially prevalent on college campuses.

And Meg Lanker ragequit her Twitter account. Cuz the haters, ya know.

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