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Oregon Man Wanted for Breaking and Entering and Spanking It

Lots of young people are out of work thanks to Obama’s brutal assault on the economy. And its getting so bad out there that kids are now having to break into strangers’ homes just to surf porn.

From CBS here:

A 21-year-old Oregon man broke into homes to look at pornography on the Internet, sometimes while the homeowners were inside.

Eugene police said Thursday they arrested Antone Forrest Deedward Owens on charges of burglary, menacing and coercion. Authorities say he broke into at least three homes since last September, sometimes entering the same home on multiple occasions.

In one home, a resident’s son told police he awoke to find someone in his bedroom. In another case, a woman came home to find pornography on her computer screen, along with lubricant, towels and a cell phone nearby. She spotted the man outside, and she said he threatened her before taking the phone and lubricant and fleeing.

Now that’s a sticky situation.

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