Ben & Jerry’s Newest Flavor: Avian Flu

I was out with the family today at the Dulles Mall and noticed a sparrow had somehow managed to trap itself inside the spacious food court. We happily watched as it bounced from scrap to scrap nibbling on crumbs. Cartney tried to catch it or something so it flew away. To its perch. And with utter revulsion, I realized its perch was atop a Ben and Jerry’s Ice Cream stand, and it had shit all over the perch, the employees and the foodservice preparation area including its blenders. Here is the full size photo I snapped of this.

And closer up-

Filthy Hippie company touting their organic goodness while attempting to poison their customers isn’t cool. Seriously, the employees and customers are at risk of contracting Histoplasmosis.