Reason 128 to HomeSchool: Idiot Principal Too Stupid to Understand Sexual Assault

A really, really stupid woman named Margaret Ann Haring, Principal of Orange River Elementary School, called the cops on a girl who smooched a boy during PE class, accusing the child of a sexual assault. The cops responded and left without arresting the supposed sex offender.

From the SmokingGun here:

A sheriff’s deputy was dispatched last week to a Florida elementary school after a girl kissed a boy during a physical education class.

School brass actually reported the impromptu buss as a possible sex crime, according to the Lee County Sheriff’s Office.

The assistant principal of Orange River Elementary School called in the cops after a teacher spotted the smooch Wednesday at the Fort Myers school. In fact, Margaret Ann Haring, 56, initially called child welfare officials, who directed her to contact the sheriff.

The kiss apparently occurred after two girls debated over whom the boy liked more. That’s when one of the girls “went over and kissed” the boy. The redacted sheriff’s report notes that Haring “stated there were no new allegations of sexual abuse as far as she knew.”

Deputies do not appear to be further probing the preteen kiss.

This is what happens with all liberals and their stupid zero tolerances policies. A zero tolerance policy allows a libtard to abdicate all common sense because they are frightened to use the judgement that God game them to discern between right and wrong. I hope Margaret Haring is fired- if she can’t make simple decisions about what is and is not a sex crime, she has no ability to make more critical decisions when it comes to the welfare of children under her care.

Lee County Public Schools have experienced real sexual misconduct in the past- of course, it was on the part of the teachers. Two were busted having sex in classrooms.