Gadzooks: Eels in the Peehole!

Those whacky Chinese and their home remedies include, apparently, letting eels eat dead skin off your body during a salon session. One went spelunking up the wiener to one man’s horror.

From the Metro here:

Zhang Nan was bathing with live eels to cleanse his skin when one rogue serpent took a liking to his manhood.

Thinking that the eels would make him look ten years younger, Nan dived into the water and let them feast upon layers of dead skin.

But after laying in the spa bath, Nan felt a sharp pain and realised a small eel was working its way up his urethra and into his bladder.

‘I tried to hold it and take it out, but the eel was too slippery to be held and it disappeared up my penis.’

I think Nan was looking for love in all the wrong places.

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