Been Kicking Ass Lately
Work has been a little hectic lately- been too busy kicking ass to blog anything, so speaking of kicking some ass, here is Chuck Norris after he kicked Mona Lisa’s ass out of her own portrait.
This poster is for sale here for 20 bucks.
In addition to exponentially increasing your awesomeness, here are just a few of the following benefits you will receive by displaying your majestic print:
- Home Security – Sleep well knowing that even your art has the ability to kill an intruder.
- Home Value – Add instant equity by putting the ‘man’ in your mansion.
- Female Aphrodisiac – Women can’t resist a true renaissance man.
- Hair Growth – On the head, face, chest, and ball regions.
- Better Tasting Beer – Makes even the cheapest beer taste like nectar of the gods.
- Animal Taming – Wolves and eagles will compete to be your pets.
