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Michelle Obama is FAT Alright

Face Facts, America. For the first time in years, we have a First Lady who outweighs her husband. Michelle Obama’s arms are as think as her husband’s thighs. I have a friend who used to work at a carnival during Obama’s recession as a weight guesser, and as an expert, he says she weighs at least 225 pounds. This issue was captured perfectly in a comic strip on Breitbart’s awesome Biggovernment site, and the cartoon has libs frothing at the mouth.

She is annoying loads of people pushing her nannyish food agenda, especially when its obvious that she doesn’t swallow her own advice.

My advice to Michelle? Embrace you inner hugeness. What this country needs now more than ever is “Michelle Obama, Snackfood Linebacker!” Put the first lady in some pads and make her take lessons from someone who really put a dent in snack food theivery, Terry Tate.

Dr. Jones

Do not talk about fight club. Oops.

2 thoughts on “Michelle Obama is FAT Alright

  • “Breitbart’s awesome Biggovernment site”
    Yeah, so awesome. You can justify the full-blown racism like the disgusting person you are.

  • The only racism here is the filth in your own mind. Nothing is racist about this post. Democrats always see racism where none exist and ignore the real racism in front of their faces.

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