I can't believe that came from your mouth!
Happy to Serve the “Extra Bleedy”
I get email. Some of it is pretty bizarre. Not too sure, but I think the below email was referencing this post.
I replied with what you see. Must be really urgent if the guy won’t bother to do any research at all to find out if I manufacture the damn thing.
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