The Gristle Missile, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak.

This is a page out of a comic book Chick Fil-A is giving away to kids. The title is “Gristle Missile” and it is about a young cow exposed to cosmic radiation when an asteroid crashed in her pasture as a young calf imbuing her with super-bovine abilities of super speed. The Gristle Missile goes on a mission to rid the nation of steaks and burgers and instead to encourage the consumption of poultry.

Ultimately the Gristle Missile has a showdown with a bunch of burger execs on a secluded island. I’m not going to ruin it by telling you who wins.

This comic is one in a five issue series. I can’t wait to see the others.