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Keepin’ It Real in Hoboken

When she just won’t listen, you have to smack a ghetto bitch in the back of her head with a cat.

From Jersey.com here:

A 49-year-old Hoboken man was arrested Tuesday after he beat his girlfriend with a cat and punched her in the back and back of her head.

Around noon, Hoboken police were dispatched to the 300 block of Marshall Dr., and a 20-year-old Jersey City woman was crying and told police that her boyfriend punched her a few times and hit her with a “feline cat.”

Police then arrested her boyfriend Lasalle Davis with a simple assault charge for domestic violence, reports said.

The woman told police that they had been dating for two years and he became mad when she did not call him the night before. When she came to Hoboken to visit her sister, he showed up, yelled at her and grabbed her right arm. She told him she no longer wanted to date him, and that’s when he picked up the cat and hit her.

Ah, ghetto love. You can’t spell Hoboken without hobo you know. There is nothing wrong with a 47 year old dating an 18 year old girl- unless she wants to stop and then whammo! The pussy gets it.

Dr. Jones

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One thought on “Keepin’ It Real in Hoboken

  • toadbile

    No one cares if he hits a woman; this story focuses on the wrong victem. She should call the (in)humane society if she wants something done about this.

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