Hay Let’s Clean Up the Oil!
The government can’t help us clean up the oil. The oil will eventually have to be cleaned up by citizens on the gulf. And when they do it, they will use this method.
I saw this on Hannity last night and was shocked that this isn’t already being tried. In the video these guys suggest to put dumpsters on the beach to collect the oil-soaked hay. What should be done with the hay is to compress it to reclaim as much crude oil possible, and then shred the oily hay and compress it into firestarter logs. That will be some great material used to heat homes.
You know, oil is 100% natural and is completely organic. It comes as no shock to me that nature has already provided a way to clean up this mess.
I wonder if that would work with 1 billion bearded Muslims.
You’d have to reduce them to slimy goo first and float them into the sea, but I don’t see why not?
No… I think he’s onto something. Float the jihadists out there to soak up the oil into there beards, squeeze ’em to get as much oil back out of them as you can and then compress what’s left into starter logs…
I know… Lord, I Apologize… Turn the other cheek…