Chinese Space Menu, With Emphasis on “Eeeww”

A Chinese astronaut came back to Earth and revealed he ate dog in space. You know the first animal in space was a cute dog named Laika.

The last dog in space was named lunch.

This is how they kill dogs in China. using a method of cruelty, gang warfare and big long sticks.

From the Telegraph here:

“Many of my friends are curious about what we eat [in space] and think that the astronauts must have some expensive delicacies, like shark’s fin or abalone,” he wrote. “Actually we ate quite normal food, there is no need to keep it a secret,” he added.

He listed a menu including braised chicken, steamed fish and dog meat from Huajiang county in Guangdong, which is famed for its nutritional benefits in China.

Let me see if I get the flowchart right:

• Rocket sends dog to space
• Rocket sends astronaut to space
• Astronaut eats Tang
• Rocket sends Chinese astronaut named Tang to space
• Chinese Astronaut eats dog.

Okay, I see the flowchart now and it makes almost perfect sense to me.