Belch.Com’s Chinese Puppy Paw Recipe
In honor of the Olympics in Beijing, Belch.Com presents its recipe for severed puppy paws, a Chinese delicacy.
A French association of animal lovers on Monday launched a petition aimed at encouraging China to ban, by the Summer Olympics, the killing of dogs for food.
Club puppy in skull, remove paws with hatchet. Burn off fur over open flame; wash.
Sauce
1/4 cup bulldog broth
1 tablespoon rice vinegar
2 tablespoons dark soy sauce
1 tablespoon sugar
2 teaspoons sesame oil
2 tablespoons cooking oil
6 small dried red chilies
1 tablespoon garlic, minced
2 tablespoons fresh ginger, minced
2 green onions, cut into 1-inch lengths
1/2 teaspoon crushed dried red chilies
1 1/2 teaspoons cornstarch, dissolved in water
1/4 cup peanuts, coarsely chopped
Mix sauce ingredients well in a small bowl.
Place a wok over high heat and add oil, swirling to coat sides. Stir-fry the chilies for 30 seconds. Add severed puppy paws and cook five minutes. Stir in garlic, ginger, green onions, and crushed chilies; cook for one minute.
Pour in sauce and stir fry for one minute.
Serve puppy paws garnished with a sprinkling of peanuts.
Wouldn’t have made it thru the first course of bugs.
nightmare
your fucked in the head asshole
outraged, I think you missed the point. And you spelled “you’re” wrong.
Screw you bitch’s who think its ok to do this.
look at that stupid aisan in the background, if i ever come across you in the street ill mess you up. eat chicken like the normal people soon your gonna be eating your own brother
If i see you on the streets, you’re going down the drain. I’m going to make you pay for what you have done to the puppy paws
i would like to shove my foot up ur butthole, jackhole
What the hell is wrong with you!? What do you think…this kind of recipe is OKAY!? WELL IT’S NOT. I can’t believe people would be this ridiculous.
Don’t be racist against Chinese people Caitlin. Respect other peoples’ culture. Or is it that you’re just a cat person?