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Dont Pick Up Pussy On the Street and Think Its Free

A lady scraped up someone’s dead cat off the street and took it to the vet. Then she got upset that she had to pay a “disposal fee” for the carcass.

From Lep here:

A Good Samaritan who took a dead cat to the vet was left angry after being asked to pay a “disposal” fee.
Sara-Jayne Pritt found the animal lying on the side of the pavement.

But instead of ignoring the cat’s corpse, she picked it up and followed advice to take it to the nearest vet.

But she says that after the vet discovered the animal was not microchipped and the owner could not be located, he demanded a disposal fee of £12 from her family, which was later reduced to £5, with the vet insisting the pair take the dead animal home with them if it was not paid.

When I was out of High School and running a pizza delivery shop, one of my female drivers went missing on a pizza run for over two hours. Pizzas were stacking up on the warmer going undelivered due to a lack of drivers and I was beginning to get worried about her. She finally showed up, mascara running and blood stains on her shirt. I panicked thinking she had been shot! I asked if she was okay, and she sobbed and said, “I r-r-ran over a k-k-kitty! I stopped to see if it was okay, but it was jumping in the air with broken legs and was flopping around, and oh my god, the blood! I took it to a vet.”

I screamed at her “You’re FIRED!”

Dr. Jones

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3 thoughts on “Dont Pick Up Pussy On the Street and Think Its Free

  • cube_demon

    What exactly did she do wrong for you to fire her?

  • She made other customers wait too long to receive their food. As someone who would handle food, she allowed herself to be covered in the blood from roadkill. And she was stupid.

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