Doormat Hilarity

I’ve been seeing lots of drug-related stories coming out of Denver lately. Usually it involves pot, but this rocket surgeon had this awesome doormat.

From the Denverpost here:

The doormat wasn’t particularly welcoming to detectives who paid a visit to Charles Guadalupe’s Vail home.

Its message: “COME BACK WITH A WARRANT.”

“So we did,” Lt. Mike William of the Eagle County Sheriff’s Office said in a news release.

Guadalupe, 45, was arrested Wednesday for investigation of two counts of distribution of cocaine and two counts of possession of cocaine.

According to the sheriff’s department, a concerned citizen provided information that Guadalupe was involved in cocaine distribution. During the ensuing investigation, undercover officers bought $500 worth of cocaine from Guadalupe.

Guadalupe, of Davos Trail in Vail, is being held in the Eagle County Detention Facility on a $50,000 bond.

What do you think his new doormat will say if he gets out of jail?