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Al Gore Lied Manatees Died!

There aren’t too many of these chubby retarded sea-cows left in the world. But they must have water temperatures above 60° fahrenheit to survive. But because Al Gore’s apocalyptic vision of Global Warming is failing to come true, manatees are dying out quickly by the hundreds. In fact, they are so fat and chilly they have to huddle together near an underwater pipe that discharges hot water from an Electric Plant to stay warm.


These manatees try to stay warm in the heated water from the power plant near the Port of Palm Beach.

From WPBF here with thanks to Moonbattery:

State wildlife officials said 429 manatees died in Florida last year, nearly 100 more deaths than in 2008.

The Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission said Wednesday the increased deaths can be attributed, in part, to cold stress during the winter months of 2008 and 2009.

According to a news release, biologists documented a record high of 56 cold stress-related deaths in 2009, more than double the five-year average.

I think I will file an environmental complaint against that power plant. How dare Carbon Spewing Power Plants unnaturally heat a local swamp?

Dr. Jones

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