The Unicorn Code
Next time one of your do-gooder friends step out of line, remind them of their sworn oath to the Unicorn Code.
The Unicorn Code states:
1. Unicorns never cheat.
2. Unicorns always lend a helping hand.
3. Unicorns don’t talk to strangers.
4. Unicorns respect the Earth.
5. Unicorns are never late.
6. Unicorns aren’t conceited.
7. Unicorns don’t judge people.
8. Unicorns always give 100%.
9. Unicorns graze on peace and love.
10. Unicorns don’t do drugs.
Is it just me or does this list really want to make you bitchslap a unicorn?
Never talk to strangers but don’t judge people. But strangers are people and we are to judge them as unsafe for conversation. And if i give 100% AND a helping hand have i left myself destitute and in desperate need of a helping hand myself? And if everyone around me is doing drugs and i refuse to do them i get labeled as conceited (happens all the time), and as many a thin starving hippie can attest there is not a crap load of nutrition in either peace or love.
Yeah, unicorns are as bad as llamas.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZUPCB9533Y
Toadbile, that video was freakin’ hilarious! You had me laughing out loud in a restaurant when I saw that!
Karl!!!!!
“My tummy was makin’ the rumblies that only hands would satisfy”
That was awesome!
Pat, the list isn’t complete… They forgot some:
11. Unicorns never get laid.
12. Unicorns end up not having social skills and find it hard to get jobs; ending up with no friends to turn to for help because they never talked to strangers and end up LIVING IN A VAN, DOWN BY THE RIVER!
That was great Robb! Caracked me up!
I was thinking…11. Unicorns do not exist. Wise up.