Like everyone, I get tons of spam. Most of these are trojan horse or phishing attacks, and I know better to fall for them. I don’t believe that I’m the lucky Joe that gets to smuggle 14 million bucks from Nigeria. I don’t believe you that I have a bank account that needs a password reset. Forget the Facebook and MySpace account reset spams- I don’t have accounts there. And I don’t think its the IRS sending me payment notifications, nor have I shipped packages by UPS that need me to login and correct some action. I don’t need your pharma, penis pills or rolex watches. You know what would work on me and probably lots of guys like me? Send out the email I received below:

Would I open an ad for unsolicited Bison steaks? I shouldn’t. But I did. I really couldn’t resist. Luckily it wasn’t a trojan, but the prices were a bit steep for a package of 14 steaks.

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