Mini-Me Has a Little Legal Problem

Dimunitive actor Verne Troyer has been accused of stalking an ex girlfriend.

From the Telegraph here:

Former beauty queen Yvette Monet, 25, alleges that Troyer, 40, sent her abusive and threatening emails and text messages after they split up.

A judge in LA temporarily banned Mr Troyer from coming within 100 yards of her home, work or vehicle after she told a court: “I’m afraid for my life”.

Ms Monet explained that she split up from Mr Troyer several months ago, and that he bombarded her with messages referring to her as a “hooker”.

The model also said he warned her she “better watch out” because he had friends with guns.

“I have moved on, [but] he keeps emailing me, calling me and texting me awful messages like ‘I hope God is with you’… Calling me names like hooker,” Monet wrote in a court declaration obtained by E! News.

“He will not stop. I’ve asked him more than 10 times to leave me alone… He said that he won’t stop because he doesn’t want me to see anyone else.

This drunken dwarf seems to have a superpower to attract hot women. But if she wants to stay away, why not just buy some stilts?