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Newsweek Says Your White Baby is a Racist

Newsweek says that because your white child as young as six months old instinctively wants to play with white people and be friends with them, then it means that he is racist. LOL, I guess its genetic then. So can we stop pushing multicultural social programming efforts now? No! According to Newsweek, its full steam ahead to change this racist crisis because Barack Obama is in the white house!


What a white racist baby might look like

From Newsweek here:

See Baby Discriminate
Kids as young as 6 months judge others based on skin color. What’s a parent to do?

The election of President Barack Obama marked the beginning of a new era in race relations in the United States—but it didn’t resolve the question as to what we should tell children about race. Many parents have explicitly pointed out Obama’s brown skin to their young children, to reinforce the message that anyone can rise to become a leader, and anyone—regardless of skin color—can be a friend, be loved, and be admired.

developmental psychologists have begun a handful of longitudinal studies to determine exactly when children develop bias. Phyllis Katz, then a professor at the University of Colorado, led one such study—following 100 black children and 100 white children for their first six years. She tested these children and their parents nine times during those six years, with the first test at 6 months old.

How do researchers test a 6-month-old? They show babies photographs of faces. Katz found that babies will stare significantly longer at photographs of faces that are a different race from their parents, indicating they find the face out of the ordinary. Race itself has no ethnic meaning per se—but children’s brains are noticing skin-color differences and trying to understand their meaning.

When the kids turned 3, Katz showed them photographs of other children and asked them to choose whom they’d like to have as friends. Of the white children, 86 percent picked children of their own race.

Of course these studies are all preposterous and politically driven. But it is telling that they single out white children to do this study. I think these so-called scientists have been reading 4chan too much where you find racist baby exchanges like this one. And Newsweek wonders why their circulation is dropping.

Dr. Jones

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One thought on “Newsweek Says Your White Baby is a Racist

  • Gregory

    So they didn’t test black babies? HMMMmmm. RACISTS!

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