OMG Michael Jackson Died!
I just heard the news that Michael Jackson had died.
I’m not sure how it happened right now, but I sure hope the little boy attached to Michael Jackson’s penis is alright.
BelchSpeak
I can't believe that came from your mouth!
Well, it’s confimed by the AP… he’s kicked.
In my moment of sadness… I feel I need to quote Chris Rock here…
“We love Michael so much, We let the first kid slide…
He has made the world a better safer place for children the world over…by dying. The only good pedophile is a dead pedophile.