Obama went to a Denny’s in Manassas, VA, the Redneck capitol of Northern Virginia, and realized there is no way he can accomplish his grandiose plans. He emerged “Visibly Shaken” from an impromptu townhall.

I make fun of Manassas, but it sadly is the only place in Northern Virginia with a Redneck Feast Triple Threat: It has a Sonics, a Checker’s and the best of all, a Cracker Barrel.

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