Obama Aborts His Hope and Change Plans
Obama went to a Denny’s in Manassas, VA, the Redneck capitol of Northern Virginia, and realized there is no way he can accomplish his grandiose plans. He emerged “Visibly Shaken” from an impromptu townhall.
I make fun of Manassas, but it sadly is the only place in Northern Virginia with a Redneck Feast Triple Threat: It has a Sonics, a Checker’s and the best of all, a Cracker Barrel.
I thought the Cracker Barrel was for the tourists…wouldn’t the locals be at the Golden Corral? (I assume you have Golden Corrals back east…regardless there should be a buffet on your list.)