It seems that Jon was getting really tired of Kate’s chronic shrewish nagging, so he has hooked up with a 23 year old third-grade school teacher (teachers are such whores, right?) for sex, shots and a soon-to-be single swinger lifestyle.
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This story here from Us Weekly details the whole shocking affair. But anyone who has watched the show Jon and Kate plus 8 over the past few years saw this coming, right? Kate is a bitchy germaphobic shrew who nags Jon constantly and is fond of slapping him with her cutely named “love taps.” Is it any wonder Jon wanted to “get some” on the side? However, I don’t blame Kate for the pending breakup of the marriage and what is sure to be a hefty child support payment multiplied by eight. I blame Mady.
That’s Mady on the bottom right, shooting laserbeams of pure evil and hatred from her eyeslits toward the rest of her family. Mady is never happy and she goes out of her way to make sure her parents and siblings suffer daily for their imaginary offenses against her. Whenever there is a family photo, Mady is shown to be beligerently pouty. Mady is the reason there are no sharp knives around the house, and rumor has it that it was Mady that introduced her father to the teacher, Deanna Hummel. Maybe Kate can use some of Jon’s insane child support payments to get Mady the electric-shock therapy she so desperately needs.
From the UsWeekly article here:
Five people close to the situation – including two relatives of the other woman – confirm that Jon & Kate Plus 8 dad Jon Gosselin, 32, has been having an affair with third grade school teacher Deanna Hummel.
After Jon and Deanna met in mid-January at Chill Lounge in Reading, Pennsylvania (they sent each other $3 shots), Jason says Jon — who has twins, 8, and sextuplets, 5 — began relentlessly pursuing his sister. By mid-February, he was coming over to their Reading house.
At the Hummel house, Jason says Deanna and Jon would “pretty much stay locked away like two teenagers. It was weird. He’s a grown man.” He also adds, “A lot of the time, it was pretty, um, gross listening to her, you know, um — how do I say this? The walls are thin. Let’s just say that. I mean, no one wants to hear his sister having sex, let alone with a married dude who’s, like, almost twice her age and who has eight kids and a maybe-crazy wife. Ick. Nasty.”
Why do women who are the worst decision makers decide to go into the teaching profession? Oh well. With Jon out of the family’s life, one thing is for certain- In 15 years, there will be two sets of half-asian stripper sisters dancing somewhere in Pennsylvania! A set of twins and a set of triplets!