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The Jon and Kate Gosselin Breakup: I Blame Mady

It seems that Jon was getting really tired of Kate’s chronic shrewish nagging, so he has hooked up with a 23 year old third-grade school teacher (teachers are such whores, right?) for sex, shots and a soon-to-be single swinger lifestyle.

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This story here from Us Weekly details the whole shocking affair.  But anyone who has watched the show Jon and Kate plus 8 over the past few years saw this coming, right? Kate is a bitchy germaphobic shrew who nags Jon constantly and is fond of slapping him with her cutely named “love taps.” Is it any wonder Jon wanted to “get some” on the side? However, I don’t blame Kate for the pending breakup of the marriage and what is sure to be a hefty child support payment multiplied by eight. I blame Mady.

That’s Mady on the bottom right, shooting laserbeams of pure evil and hatred from her eyeslits toward the rest of her family.  Mady is never happy and she goes out of her way to make sure her parents and siblings suffer daily for their imaginary offenses against her.  Whenever there is a family photo, Mady is shown to be beligerently pouty.  Mady is the reason there are no sharp knives around the house, and rumor has it that it was Mady that introduced her father to the teacher, Deanna Hummel.  Maybe Kate can use some of Jon’s insane child support payments to get Mady the electric-shock therapy she so desperately needs.

From the UsWeekly article here:

Five people close to the situation – including two relatives of the other woman – confirm that Jon & Kate Plus 8 dad Jon Gosselin, 32, has been having an affair with third grade school teacher Deanna Hummel.

After Jon and Deanna met in mid-January at Chill Lounge in Reading, Pennsylvania (they sent each other $3 shots), Jason says Jon — who has twins, 8, and sextuplets, 5 — began relentlessly pursuing his sister. By mid-February, he was coming over to their Reading house.

At the Hummel house, Jason says Deanna and Jon would “pretty much stay locked away like two teenagers. It was weird. He’s a grown man.”  He also adds, “A lot of the time, it was pretty, um, gross listening to her, you know, um — how do I say this? The walls are thin. Let’s just say that. I mean, no one wants to hear his sister having sex, let alone with a married dude who’s, like, almost twice her age and who has eight kids and a maybe-crazy wife. Ick. Nasty.”

Why do women who are the worst decision makers decide to go into the teaching profession?  Oh well.  With Jon out of the family’s life, one thing is for certain-  In 15 years, there will be two sets of half-asian stripper sisters dancing somewhere in Pennsylvania! A set of twins and a set of triplets!

Dr. Jones

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13 thoughts on “The Jon and Kate Gosselin Breakup: I Blame Mady

  • My wife likes this show from sort of a freak-show attraction and I tolerate it because Kate the fishwife regularly bends over in front of the cameras wearing loose-fitting tops. I keed, I keed!

    But you are right. Kate is kind of a nag. That the chick is a teacher just makes it funnier….or not so much, if your kid is in her class.

  • anahymoore007

    i think thats it just sad that it had to go down like this i mean they looked like a cute family well at least to me they did but really i feel bad for the kids u no cuz they are the one that are going to be more heart broken then kate or john i just hope that this family can be able to fix it in a private manner hope the best n “GOD BLESS”

  • Well, Kate is terribly controlling and bitchy, but Jon seems to be far to laxed. He just lets her boss him around and complies. I am sure this has been going on since and before the twins. It just wasn’t on national TV. Jon should have stood up instead of standing down! And Mady? Well, she has a big attitude problem withou a doubt. The apple didn’t fall far from the tree, i.e. like mother like daughter! There are several of the six tuplets that display attitudes such as Kate. More than just two or three of these eight kids are displaying big time problems and this is only going to grow and grow. This family is only beginning to see the problems which are surfacing right before the public’s eye. Whether we see it on TV in the future you can bet this family (kids) are going to develope some serious attitude and unlawful problems in the future. Hate to see it, but it has already surfaced and growing.

  • It is contemptible to blame the deterioration of the Gosselin marriage on a child. By doing so, the author is taking a simplistic view and fomenting hatred toward a child. What is even more ludicrous is that the author lists the contributions of the parents to the marital breakdown, yet insists on blaming a child.

    What has happened to parent accountability? The Since when are children responsible for the sins of the parents?

    If one thinks more deeply, what power does a child have in Mady’s situation? And are parents blameless? Are Christians not supposed to train their children in the way they will grow?

    The fact that the author lacks simple arithmetic skills (“half-Asian stripper sisters”) is a clear indication of the critical thinking skills at work here. 1/2 Korean + 1/4 French+1/2 Welsh+1 full Caucasian does NOT = 1/2 Asian.

    The May 26th post at 3:28 says, “Perhaps if she leaves that little brat, the rest of the family may finally know peace.” Incredible. Incredible that problem solving skills have degenerated to that level.

  • Correction: that should be 1/2 Korean, 1/4 French, 1/4 Welsh, plus 1 Caucasian.

  • Jesus Christ

    Outraged. You are too stupid to be in my religion. From now on – you are muslim. Stop talking to me. I don’t know you anymore.

  • sandchad

    I think Jon should just continue on the laid back attitude. Why waste the engergy yelling back at Kate? This program has taken a new direction and we are all watching not to see the growth of the eight children with one exception, Mady, (such an attitude)! Everybody in on board with her attitude. But for the most of we the viewers we are more interested in how Kate & Jon (or is it Jon & Kate) interact with each other on the upcoming series. That is TLC for you! As much as I am attracted to this drama of Jon & Kate unraveling in front of millions of people, myself included, I don’t think it is fair to continue airing with eight children having to be the onlookers while being in front of the cameras. I can only imagine how these kids are being prepped before going before the cameras, in regards to their Dad and Mother’s living estranged. Living on the same propety, doesn’t matter! The kids are fully aware that their parents are not living under the same roof and yet they are continuing to be required to perform innocently before the cameras. At whose insistance was the contract renewed? Kate, Jon or both combined? Not only has Mady’s attitude developed! But so have several of the other kids! And only more to follow as long as this series continues to be promoted and aired. Kate came into her own when she realized the power she had at her grasp. I find it annoying and have from the beginning when I listen to her yell, “Jon! Jon! Oh! My! Jon, Jon!” At the top of her lungs! And very annoying when she corrects him progressively during each episode with his lack of English communicative skills before the cameras. If these two ever work out their difference and live in the same bedroom together again would truly amaze me. Kate is on a roll now and she knows it. She is not going to give that up at this early stage of the game. Let Kate take the ball and roll with it. Let Jon out of his contract like he has been saying all along. He just wants to be a regular family man, father. The money was enticing and it has been made. He has lost his freedom and well realizes this. I think he would be better off going back to his roots, working a regular job, walking the streets without the press on his heels and most of all, taking care of and loving his children.

  • Outraged and Sandchad,
    Thanks for the comments. Jon and Kate are now a trainwreck that no one can turn away from. Is this genius television programming or what?

  • Half Asian Stripper Sisters/1/2 Korean + 1/4 French + 1/2 Welsh + 1 full Caucasian? What does this have to do with anything concerning this or any family well being, mentally and physically? Who cares what their blood line is? I don’t! I am watching on TV real live PEOPLE that are unfolding and allowing it to happen in front of millions of viewers. I don’t care what their lineage is, they are HUMAN BEINGS! I don’t know what my next door neighbors lineage is and I don’t care because it is not important to me. I care that they are safe and happy and take the time to say HI! to me. As much as I hate to admit that I am drawn to the next and next episode of Jon & Kate Plus Eight, it is there to watch! Perhaps the series should become ‘Jon & Kate’ and let them sit together or a part on the couch and talk about the turmoil/s that plague their relationship. Leave the kids out of the series. After all we are all watching ‘Jon & Kate / Kate & Jon’ and not the children. If they want to continue on TV, i.e. $ then give the viewers what they really want to watch, ‘Jon & Kate’! Be real here. From the beginning when the kids were brought home from the hospital, the viewers were tuning in to hear Kate yell, “Jon! Jon! I need help!” We the viewers were all amused at how Jon couldn’t do anything right in Kate’s eyes. Let Jon & Kate become the entire focus of the series if that’s were they want to to continue to be. Kate obviously likes being the focused one. If they want to continue the contract $ then fine. We the viewers would love to watch them as we have already been doing, battle it out on national TV. They have had their fame in front of the cameras, made their $$, have a lovely home, and I feel if their is any saving of this entire family it should be to turn off the cameras and go back to REALITY, i.e. reality behind the cameras and see if they can save something of whatever is left? From a personal viewpoint, “I don’t think Kate will give up the lime light and especially the $$?” She is in a different world now and still going strong, she is not going to fade into the sunset if she has any control over her fate. And for the moment she is very in control of her fate and she knows it, i.e. $$…..Her next book will be something on the level of, “What it is like to be divorced with eight kids.” “Raising eight kids with a father that lives over the garage, guest house.” There are a host of titles that might apply?

  • Sandchad you have a good idea. There could be a great reality show focused on their councelling. Kinda like breaking bonaduce vh1 had a few years ago. Only this should be called “taming the shrew”.

  • Today’s news, ‘Jon is filing for divorce and looking for an apt.’! It is one thing for kids to be in the middle of a divorce in regular life, behind closed doors, but, on live TV? One can’t help but ask the question; “What if”, this couple had never had 6 tuplets and never been on National TV? “What if” they had stopped with just their twins? “Would they be living a happy life today, together, the four of them?” “What if?” Of course we cannot go back and change time! However, I believe Paul Peterson was/is correct, the plug should be yanked from continuing this TV series. It is sad to realize this, but, “In years to come, these kids and especially and more likely than not, some of these 6 tup’s are going to have a feeling of guilt for their parents divorce, i.e. “Mom, Dad, if you hadn’t had all six of us and gone on TV you might have stayed married, etc. etc.!” It is well documented that many children bear the guilt of their parents divorce. It was already evident that these little babies are not oblivious to their parents having troubles. At the famous birthday party, one of the little girls was hugging Jon and telling him that she wanted him to come home! It is also a documented fact that Jon wanted to pull the plug before this season got underway and Kate didn’t. He saw the handwriting on the wall and Kate saw the $ on the wall. So sad! So sad to think that this could have been prevented (or not) but possibly prevented if Kate had followed Jon’ demands to pull the plug before things escalated further in order to save what was left of their private lives. I can just imagine Kate telling their kids, “Everything is going to be fine!” While I know differently because I have more than an ounce of brain! You can’t replace 24/7 of love with visitation consisting of several hours, days a week/month! What a sad mess! What is even more sad is what is to come…..This is only the beginning of the tip of the iceberg. Years to come, it will always come back to these kids being exposed on TV that may have contributed to the divorce of Jon & Kate plus Eight. So sad! You watch; Kate is going to come out with another book with a title similar to, “What it’s like to be a single parent of Jon & Kate plus Eight!”

  • listen kate and johns lives are none of my business but since i hear about it where ever i go im going to say something, you both need to do something because your gonna screw your kids up so bad with cops coming to your house and them seeing mommy cry, the two of them fighting all the time, it seems to me that they have both let all the money go to there head,stop the show forget about the money and pay attention to your kids for cryen out loud. im not tryen to say that there bad parents but work it out if you dont get back together than get along for your children atleast. I know that if it was me id do everything in my power to keep my kids lives as normal as possible, you cant push a man around the way she did john and take control of everything you gotta let the men have there say to or they just arent gonna feel like they have a place, me and my fiance make all decisions together and i would never make him feel that unapreciated, kate you have to see what you did, he can say he dont love you anymore but i bet somewhere inside he just wanted to feel like a part of his own family,to feel appreciated. And john you guys have eight kids you need to show her some romance sometimes, make her feel good about herself, and kate, john quite his job for you ok and then you started taken off for book signings and things what where you thinking he did that for his family. you both need to be home equally with those babies. Grow up take responsibility for what you did wrong and take care of each other. your not different people, you just pushed each other away. Try to remember that first time you looked into each others eyes and you both knew you where in love.

    from someone who believes that miracles happen

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