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Expensive Old Leather Bag

Here is a leathery worn old bag. And a Louis Vuitton Purse.

Best Week Ever says that it is the pure strength of Madonna’s vagina that is holding up this bag.  Michelle Collins writes:

But seriously, her vagina looks like it could bench 400. Her vagina could easily fight Mickey Rourke in The Wrestler. Madonna’s vagina would beat Magnus von Magnuson in the World’s Strongest Man competition. Her vagina could dangle a piano over an animated city block. Her vagina could diffuse the giant liquid bomb in Die Hard with a Vengeance. When her vagina performs a single kegel, a nuke goes off in The Marshall Islands.

Wow, with strength like that, it kinda makes me feel sorry for the ex-Mr. Madonna Guy Ritchie who was photographed here buying a strap-on dildo with her.  That post never fails to crack me up.

Dr. Jones

Do not talk about fight club. Oops.

One thought on “Expensive Old Leather Bag

  • I was eating when I read this post. Now I’ll never eat again.

    At least it wasn’t a roast beef sandwich.

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