Tampax-Tini’s and Butthole Beer Bongs
Hey kids, you’re doing it wrong.
My theory is that anything that sounds too good to be true must be false, so I’m going ahead now and saying that this has to be an urban legend and the doctors in this clip fell for it. To suppose that kids are doing shooters rectally and vaginally in order to avoid their parents detecting alcohol on their breath would require that parents pay really close attention to the breath of their kids, but have no idea what the levels of vodka are in the bottles, nor wonder why their funnels always end up duct-taped to rubber hoses.
I think this will go down as one of those urban legends the same way that smoking human poo or LSD tattoos have turned out to be false. But you never know what dumb, bored kids will try.
You are correct sir. Vodka in the Vag? “Gee Katy your breath is minty fresh but your pants reek of Smirnoff.” As if the screaming didn’t give it away. Beer Bongs are a team sport and anyone who asked me to shove a hose up their a** and pour beer in it would be asked to leave the party. What’s next? An expose on the Boy Scouts poaching Snipes?