I can't believe that came from your mouth!
Obama to Iraqi Puppies: No Shade for You!
President-Elect Barack Obama was outraged today by a photograph of a cute little puppy dog snoozing under the hat of an American servicemember in Iraq.
“That Iraqi forces fail to provide shade for their own puppies is one of the worst failures of the Bush administration.” Obama then went on to vow that he would immediately withdraw all military clothing from the nation of Iraq as soon as he was sworn in on January 20th.
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about 9 months ago - 2 comments
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about 3 years ago
AMAZING BAMI IS CONCERNED ABOUT A PUPPY BUT NOT AN UNBORN BABY ABOUT TO HAVE A HOLE DRILLED IN IT’S HEAD AND IT’S BRAIN SUCKED OUT TO ASSURE DEATH – OBAMA VOTED FOR PARTIAL BIRTH ABORTION. HE WILL ALSO REPLACE 2 SUPREME COURT JUDGES TO ONCE AGAIN MAKE IT LEGAL. SEEMS THESE LIBS ARE ALL FOR DEATH AND WANTING GOVT FREEBIES.
about 3 years ago
This is so tipical libral thinking or NOT thinking. What was right is now wrong. They are so worried about guns but not the least about the constant violence seen by our children on a daily basis. Isn’t this just more of their kind of common sence? What a bout shade for the military. The puppy looks well fed and has shade under a hat
about 3 years ago
Clicked on this site by accident and I won’t be back. But since I’m here…
1.The election is over.
2. Love America or LEAVE IT!
(That is what we were told during the Bush years)
about 3 years ago
Anon,
What?? The election is over? The hell you say!
What an obtuse observation from our liberal friends. But you America haters taught conservatives quite a bit too. Such as, undermining the presidency is “patriotic dissent” and hate speech is “stirring debate.”
about 3 years ago
I am a novice when it comes to computer language.As for the President elect Obama I am scared that all the programs that were in place that kept us from getting attacked the last 7 1/2 years are going bye bye and we will have a president that cares more about how we look the other countries than our safety. A president should not worry what people think or see us as.His ideas should be to keep us safe. If we were to have worried about what we look like to the rest of the world we wouldn’t hav helped the French, Italian, and German people out they would be speaking either Chinese or German and there would be death camps all over the place with no free speech.I am proud of our Military and President Bush’s service to our country and the hard decisions that were made to keep us safe and able to discuss whatever however we want on this blogg. It is not my Idea to stop anyone,even if I disagree with them, from saying what is on their mind without denegrating. If you don’t like what I say don’t read or give a good criticism of it without attacking me. I will never attack but give a criticism to you.
about 2 years ago
Well, look at it! It’s a republican puppy. Friends with the military, comfortable around fire arms, and taking care of itself instead of going around whining for handouts. It’s not even picketing, or protesting anything… it’s no wonder he’s bothered by it.
about 2 years ago
Jeepwonder,
Welcome to the blog! Great comment too! The puppy is only a republican now because it hasn’t been convinced how its a victim of something yet.
about 2 years ago
maybe we can convince the puppy that the soldiers that loaned him the hat were racist. They really did it to supress him and keep him from achieving, that they deserved to loose the hat anyhow, so the hat should be taxed and sent to more deserving puppies?
about 2 years ago
Missourah,
You spelled sense wrong. And typical. And liberal.
Otherwise, it was a very intellectual post, fairly typical of the sophisticates that frequent this blog.