I can't believe that came from your mouth!
The Tom Cruise Scientology Indoctrination Video
Wow. So you are thinking about joining a stupid cult that takes all of your money? Not too sure which one to choose? Pick Scientology, because, as Tom Cruise says in this video over at Gawker, only scientologists can really help when they are passing accidents on the highway. Or something like that. Click the douchebag below to watch.
Watch as Tom laughs maniacally, wide-eyed and raving, about reading the KSW, and needing to eliminate all non-believers or bring them into the scientology fold. Don’t miss the stupid voice-over guy as he talks about how awesome Tom Cruise is for bringing the word of LRH to a billion people! And note that Tom is the IAS Freedom Medal of Valor winner.
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