Hippies Want To Enslave You for a Day
Lifelong hippies from Denver that suffer from a severe case of “White Guilt” want to build a 700 Thousand dollar playland in the jungles of Haiti where you can go to be captured, chained, crammed on a prison ship, then auctioned and forced to labor in a cane field for a day. At the end of the day you revolt against Whitey and sing Kum-baya by a fountain.
Aging moonbat and White Guilt sufferer Carla Bluntschli wants to chain you up. Why? She doesn’t really know.
From Westword.com here:
Visitors to Memory Village would decide whether they wanted to be spectators or participants during a twelve-hour day. The latter would receive traditional African clothing and then be mock-kidnapped from their homelands, shackled, chained and forced to march to the slave ship (resting on a real stream), where they’d be piled in as cargo for the crossing of the Atlantic. Once the ship reached the New World, the participants would be brought to market and sold, then broken down in the quarantine and put to work out on the plantation. Near the end of the day, a slave rebellion would start, a rebellion that would eventually lead to the establishment of Haiti.
And that’s why she and her husband have used their retirement money to build a house in a Haitian village roughly 25 miles from Port-au-Prince, where they plan to build Memory Village.
So far, they have the concept and a foundation, N a Sonje, but they haven’t yet come up with the $700,000 in funding they anticipate will be needed to get the project off the ground.
They are raising money by putting on a ridiculous play about the evils of the white man at schools and churches in Moonbat havens such as San Francisco and Denver. The play’s website is here. The Memory Village site is here.
So what would be worse? Going to Haiti to be enslaved or going to Detroit?
No effing way would I ever consider doing this. There are some “experiences” I don’t actually need to experience in order to know I don’t like them!!
But what about overcoming your inherent racism and coming to an understanding on healing the collective wounds of African, Amerindian and European peoples and their descendants through a deep remembrance of that history and the ancestral times that preceded it? š
It could be very rewarding. At the end of the day you get this:
Title 7: Healing
Site: Fountain Monument
Activities: Enter the monument to meditate and share in group form about the possible actions for change in order to bring healing.
What’s not to like?
All I just saw you say was “BLEET BLOT BLURT good choice, Poppy BLURT BLOT BLEET.”
Those are exactly the noises inside my head when I try to understand these back-to-nature commune hippie types.
Right on.
Maybe they could hire those teachers who put nooses around the necks of little kids. Don’t forget to stop by the Memory Village gift shop on your out and pick up a “Lynch Racism” t-shirt. At least they are not selling thongs.
Wow, Gregory, way to pull it all together! Nice!
I’m still not participating in this hippie experiment, even if I get a shirt. (Or, perhaps, ESPECIALLY if I get a shirt.)
Gregory,
I’m sure they will have the official Fisher Price Little Peoples Slave Tradeā¢ kit available for sale, complete with the slave ship, the African Village, the Little People negro netsā¢, and the Little People Cane Fieldsā¢. Each are normally sold separately, but with one low price of 199.95, you too can own your complete “White Guilt” collection.