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Loading ...I have written many times how clowns creep me out. I have been known to leave a building when I see a clown come inside, and sometimes I wonder if strangling a clown would be considered justifiable homicide. But thats just me… and about a million or so other people too.
But I have never been bothered by Santa. But I can certainly understand how seeing the bearded chubby holiday elf could affect some people with the same feelings I have for clowns. Especially when you look at photos of kids being traumatized in shopping malls by sitting on Santa’s lap.
Below are 12 hilarious photos I found courtesy of the Sun Sentinel here, by way of Fark.
But I don’t wanna sit on your lap!
Help! Its a Trap! Everyone run for your lives!
All we want for Christmas is to be left alone!
Dear God! Where do you want me to put those crayons??
But I don’t WANT any toys!
Russian Santa laughs at the prospect of feeding Nikolai to the Reindeer.
Creepy evil Santa force feeds tomatoes to this baby.
Santa says, “Tell me what you want for Christmas or I’ll dunk you in the barrel!”
If I say I was bad, will you skip my house this year?
These twins hold each others’ hands in the face of terror.
Sit on Santa’s lap and you begin to freak out whenever you see the image of the Kringle.
But Mama, We’re Jewish! Why do you do this to me?
It is about time for my wife and I to decide when or if we will get our son’s picture taken with Santa. After seeing these images, I’m not too sure if we should put him through that.
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Even I think the Russian Santa is scarey.
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