Waking Up With Nuts is a Good Day

This is such a bizarre story and it is really funny in places.  A guy thinks his testicles are causing him pain.  When the doctors refuse to snip off his balls, he gets un-named buddies to do it for him.  From the description, his friends are named Moe, Larry and Curly.

From the AP here:

When conventional medical professionals refused to remove a 62-year-old local man’s testicles, police said he turned to mysterious “professionals” to relieve what he called chronic pain.
 
Police said a couple of weeks ago, two or three people operated on the man in his home. He was unconscious. When he woke up, his testicles were gone. So were his “professionals.”

His groin area was bleeding heavily, so he called his daughter. She called for help.

Police found an improvised operating room in the man’s house, with bright lights, an apparent operating table, a camera and various medical supplies and equipment. There was also blood in several rooms of the house.

Blood in several rooms, eh?  What were they doing, running room to room, playing hot-potato with his severed jewels?  And who were the mysterious professionals?  Poker buddies?  Guys from the country club?