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Baby Update

Things are going well at home. The baby’s gaining weight and is beginning to shrug off those full bottles a bit easier, meaning that he likes to stay awake longer. Which might be okay if he wanted to stay awake in the daytime. But three hours overnight is going to drive my wife crazy.

I don’t feel like I’m getting much sleep, but I know I am because I have had some bizarre baby-related dreams. The one dream last night involved my wife and I accidentally leaving the baby somewhere outside of a strip mall. I was panicking, but my wife was assuring me that things would be okay. And somehow the baby was already beginning to talk. He was insisting that we feed him beef stew, and not the type in a can. He wanted homemade. And more shocking than a two-week old talking were his attempts at walking. In fact, as the dream went along, he began to evolve into a real-life Stewie Griffin, and that’s when I awoke.

I may try to post more pictures soon- if I ever catch up on my sleep.

Dr. Jones

Do not talk about fight club. Oops.

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