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Using a Baby as a Bat

A sick stupid woman who continually has children out of wedlock, used her latest spawn of her loins, an infant of one month, as a cudgel to attack her baby-daddy. The baby’s skull was cracked and it had internal bleeding of the brain.

But she claims it was an accident. She thought she was reaching for an ashtray. Her baby-daddy says it was an accident too. But I guess he has to say that, or the woman will use another of his children as a tool of assault.

This is the only acceptable “baby bat.”

From the AP here:

ERIE, Pa. – A northwestern Pennsylvania woman accused of using her baby to batter her child’s father said she didn’t realize what she was doing until it was too late.

Chyrotia Graham, 27, of Erie, told police she had been drinking when an argument with the child’s father turned violent early Sunday morning, according to an affidavit filed to support Graham’s arrest.

First, who the hell names a child Chyrotia? It sounds like a rash of the belly button. Also, why is this woman drinking? Wouldnt she be breastfeeding? Or is she on welfare and feeding the baby Similac? Back to the story….

Graham said she “snapped” and began grabbing things and throwing them at Deangelo Troop, 20, not realizing she had picked up her 4-week-old son, Jarron Troop, telling police she held the child by his legs and swung him at his father.

Graham was being held in the Erie County Jail on Monday on $75,000 bond. She faces charges of aggravated assault, reckless endangerment and simple assault.

Jarron, who was born Sept. 11, suffered a fractured skull and bleeding in the brain after the incident. The infant’s head hit Deangelo, who had also fathered one of Graham’s other four children.

Not a real shock that these two don’t share the same last name. So Deangelo fathered two demon spawn from this wretched woman? I’d go on the Maury show and get that one checked out. Okay, more story….

Deangelo told the Erie Times-News that Graham never meant to hurt their child. “People are trying to make a big deal about it, but she did not do it on purpose. … It was just a mistake,” he said.

Police said Troop punched Graham in the eye after she put the baby down, and police photos later showed her eye blackened and swollen shut.

Deangelo acts like a battered spouse here, making excuses for the awful woman and her violent behavior. And nice right cross giving Chyrotia a fat black eye. He should have hit her again, given the circumstances. And finally…

Authorities removed Graham’s other children from the home. The Erie County Office of Children and Youth granted temporary custody to their maternal grandparents, Gloria Graham and Cornell Petty of Erie.

Oh! I see now. Not marrying fathers runs in Chyrotia’s family.

Dr. Jones

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